sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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