he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Welp...herpes.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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