do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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