I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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