Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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