i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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