there was a trapeze. enough said
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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