ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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