I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
