I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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