i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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