People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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