He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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