brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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