I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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