walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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