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(905): View more from Toronto

Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.

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(404): View more from Georgia

hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away

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(520): View more from Arizona

while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.

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(206): View more from Washington

I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.

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(253): View more from Washington

It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.

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How'd she do that?

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(573): View more from Missouri

And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.

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