i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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