My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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