Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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