Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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