you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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