i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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