I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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