No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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