Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Randomize
