you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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