he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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