redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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