My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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