How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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