I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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