and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I have so many feelings about this burrito
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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