Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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