i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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