Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This baby is an asshole
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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