I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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