Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
