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  • Wow, asshole, you don't deserve to be fucking her if you're saying this kinda shit to your friends. I hope to god she didn't get those stretch marks while she was pregnant with your baby.

    Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 10, 10 at 1:03pm
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    • seriously, this is some tragic shit. I was thinking too about how I got stretch marks when my tits went up a size or on my hips when my ass got rounder. like, the marks aren't pretty, but how are you gonna complain about bigger T&A? it doesn't necessarily mean fat belly or something, and even if it did this text is shameful

      Submitted by colabea on Dec 12, 10 at 7:45pm
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  • Your an ass

    Submitted by monicaluv on Dec 10, 10 at 4:02pm
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  • "All cats look gray in the dark" - Benjamin Franklin

    Submitted by iowawashington on Dec 10, 10 at 9:56am
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  • This is horrible. What a douche.

    Submitted by mlpmlp on Dec 11, 10 at 12:06am
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  • Then don't be fucking her!!

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 11, 10 at 1:17am
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  • You could just turn the lights off, or dim them, and then you wouldn't have to see anything.

    Submitted by soko on Dec 10, 10 at 12:03pm
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  • Wow.. What has sex come to?

    Submitted by karmasidekick on Dec 22, 10 at 2:03am
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  • Now that's planning ahead. With beer goggles you can only take them off the next morning.

    Submitted by GoodOlDave on Dec 11, 10 at 9:48am
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  • Might be a female talking about a fat guy? Doubtful but possible.

    Submitted by TheBigMac on Dec 11, 10 at 5:03pm
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  • Niiiiiiice

    Submitted by krazywhiterich on Jan 14, 11 at 4:48pm
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  • Im a girl and this is the funniest thing ever!

    Submitted by iHannah on Dec 28, 10 at 10:33am
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  • ashton kutcher???

    Submitted by hu8mybacon on Dec 11, 10 at 6:45pm
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  • That's sad. She cant help it...

    Submitted by kkristinn12 on Jan 6, 11 at 11:23pm
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  • Ladies commenting: shut the fuck up about inner beauty and iron my shirt

    Submitted by farkyfark on Dec 11, 10 at 9:05pm
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  • Bahahahahahahahahaha I love you! Let's fuck!

    Submitted by lou2you on Jun 20, 12 at 11:54pm
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  • Ladies commenting: shut the fuck up about inner beauty and iron my shirt

    Submitted by farkyfark on Dec 11, 10 at 9:05pm
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  • Might be a female talking about a fat guy? Doubtful but possible.

    Submitted by TheBigMac on Dec 11, 10 at 5:03pm
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  • I completely understand

    Submitted by drugs on Dec 10, 10 at 9:27pm
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  • That belly looks like cheese pizza which reminds me I'm hungry. http://thegulfcoasthonky.blogspot.com

    Submitted by gulfcoasthonky on Dec 10, 10 at 1:49pm
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  • Oh Richmond... =)

    Submitted by anonymous420 on Dec 10, 10 at 10:53am
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  • Dude Me2

    Submitted by DGKSpanky on Dec 10, 10 at 11:29am
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  • Dude Me2

    Submitted by DGKSpanky on Dec 10, 10 at 11:29am
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