Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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