How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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