On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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