Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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