I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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