Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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