perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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