i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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