When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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