the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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