I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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