Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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