She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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