Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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