i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We have started to decorate penises.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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