so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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