Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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