I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i dont even know how to be here
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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