carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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